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Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Burglar Burglary

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Caustic wit gets a full-body workout in this 1994 comedy, in which a cat burglar (Denis Leary) gets trapped in an affluent Connecticut neighborhood and is forced to hold a bickering couple hostage on Christmas Eve, only to discover that their Yuletide spirit is anything but cheerful. Caroline (Judy Davis) and her husband, Lloyd (Kevin Spacey), have been at each other’s throats for so long that the…

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Outplan the crooks…outsmart the cops Product InformationDive into the world of crime and gangsters.  Plan and organize a burglarytake everything into consideration and most of all don’t get caught!  Staytrue to your own code of conduct – do not use any violence and do not rob anyinnocent by-passers.  Start off as an apprentice burglar whose objective isto become the best-know…

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Kick Ass Home Security! Veteran Police Officer Reveals Simple Ways to Protect Yourself from Burglars, Thieves, and Other Scum-of-the-Earth!


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If you are fed up with seeing crime on your nightly news that make you feel like you’re living in a war zone…Or if you’re sick and tired of living in fear in your own house or apartment…this may be the most important book you ever read!Here’s why…Most people have never thought about what they would do if confronted by a burglar. They don’t have a clue!Nor do they…

L'Apprenti (French Edition)


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Tiré d’une histoire vraie. Au début des années 1980. Le jeune Lou vit dans une petite ville morte de campagne. Il vient de perdre son travail. Il fait la connaissance d’autres jeunes qui, comme lui, n’ont pas d’avenir. Comme il a une voiture, un soir d’été Lou aide un de ces nouveaux amis à se venger de son patron en lui volant ses outils. Le succès de cet …

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This updated and expanded new edition continues its unique approach and engrossing exploration of the elements of residential burglary. Presented in five parts, the first is concerned with what is on a burglar’s mind when he or she considers whether to commit a burglary and which house to choose. The second part is concerned with time and the opportunities and limits it places on both burglar and victim, while the third section probes how burglaries are fit into space and the importance of perception of space in the burglary process. The fourth section describes how burglars select a home to burglarize and uses Greenwich, Connecticut as a model to contrast target and nontarget homes. The fifth part reviews some of the “nuts and bolts” techniques and reasons for their use as described by burglars and addresses elements about housing architecture, the burglary process, and offers suggestions for controlling the problem of burglary. It concludes with a discussion of changes in our lifestyles and communities and how these changes will play out in future patterns of residential burglary. The authors draw on in-depth interviews with admitted burglars, and the inclusion of the ideas and actual words of the burglars brings the material to life. The text continues to offer the most unique overview of residential burglary. It combines ethnographic research with study of official records and combines the strengths of both approaches.

The Burglar in the Closet


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It’s hard to ignore someone with his hands in your mouth. Bernie Rhodenbarr’s all ears when Dr. Sheldrake, his dentist, starts complaining about his detestable, soon-to-be-ex wife, and happens to mention the valuable diamonds she keeps lying around the apartment. Since Bernie’s been known to supplement his income as a bookstore owner with the not-so-occasional bout of high-rise burglary, a couple of nights later he’s in the Sheldrake apartment with larceny on his mind — and has to duck into a closet when the lady of the house makes an unexpected entrance. Unfortunately he’s still there when an unseen assailant does Mrs. Sheldrake in . . . and then vanishes with the jewels. Bernie’s got to come out of the closet some time. But when he does, he’ll be facing a rap for a murder he didn’t commit — and for a burglary he certainly attempted — unless he can hunt down the killer who left him hanging.

The Peanut-Butter Burglary


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When you live at the best Christian youth camp around–Camp Wanna Banana–life is filled with adventure, excitement–and fun! Join ten-year-old twins Jake and Joy; Joy’s pet spider monkey, Munch-Munch; and their “twibling” friends, Marco and Maria, as they solve a whole series of mysteries in and around Camp Wanna Banana. First, food starts disappearing from Miss Nellie’s café. Then lumber walks away from Mr. Henley’s hardware store. Always ready to solve a mystery, the Two Amigos Detectives, Marco Garcia and Jake Bigsley, set out to catch the odd thief. It appears to be an open-and-shut case. All the clues point to Mr. Klem, whose large family is poor by most standards. But Marco, friends with one of the Klem girls, can’t bring himself to accuse the head of such a happy family. When a surprise comes to Tall Pines, however, the case takes a sudden turn. In the days that follow, a revelation rocks the town and Marco’s understanding of what it means to be rich is challenged as he and Jake work to solve the crazy case of the Peanut-Butter Burglar. From the Trade Paperback edition.

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The Burglar in the Rye


The Burglar in the Rye


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Director of the first Police Academy movie, Hugh Wilson is also responsible for the action comedy-caper Burglar. Bernice Rhodenbarr (Whoopi Goldberg) is a retired cat burglar who works at a bookstore. Bad cop Ray Kirschman (G.W. Bailey) blackmails her, so she agrees to do a job for Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake (Lesley Ann Warren) in order to get the money. While she is doing the robbery, she accidentally stumbles onto the scene of a murder. Since she is the prime suspect, Bernice is forced into many chase scenes as she plays detective to find out who the real murderer is in order to clear her name. She is aided by her only two friends: the hapless dog groomer Carl Hefler (Bob Goldthwait) and the drunken floozy Frankie (Elizabeth Ruscio). Along the way, she almost gets killed by numerous tough guys while being closely followed by two stupid cops (Anne DeSalvo and John Goodman). ~ Andrea LeVasseur, All Movie Guide

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The Burglar in the Closet by Block, Lawrence Edition , 0


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It's hard to ignore someone with his hands in your mouth. Bernie Rhodenbarr's all ears when Dr. Sheldrake, his dentist, starts complaining about his detestable, soon-to-be-ex wife, and happens to mention the valuable diamonds she keeps lying around the apartment. Since Bernie's been known to supplement his income as a bookstore owner with the not-so-occasional bout of high-rise burglary, a couple of nights later he's in the Sheldrake apartment with larceny on his mind — and has to duck into a closet when the lady of the house makes an unexpected entrance. Unfortunately he's still there when an unseen assailant does Mrs. Sheldrake in . . . and then vanishes with the jewels.Bernie's got to come out of the closet some time. But when he does, he'll be facing a rap for a murder he didn't commit — and for a burglary he certainly attempted — unless he can hunt down the killer who left him hanging.

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Memoir of a Retired Cat Burglar

The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza


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Maigret and the Burglar's Wife by Simenon, Georges MacLaren-Ross, J Edition , 0


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While committing what he intends to be his last burglary, Sad Freddie discovers something completely out of his line: the body of a dead woman, her chest covered in blood, holding a telephone in her hand. Inspector Maigret is called in to solve the crime, and after an exhaustive search, a psychological duel, a marathon interrogation, and innumerable glasses of Pernod, wine, cold beer, and brandy–a sure sign that this is no easy case–the famous French sleuth triumphs. Maigret is a registered trademark of the Estate of Georges Simenon

Suburban Burglary


Suburban Burglary


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Unique in approach and engrossing in presentation, this book explores the elements of suburban residential burglary. In this revision, the chapters have been updated and a new chapter included on how burglars select their homes. The authors draw on in-depth interviews with admitted burglars as well as their own criminal justice experience to identify the social, psychological and environmental factors that encourage burglary. They show how the social regulation of individuals’ time, the ways in which postwar suburban planning and architecture conflict with current lifestyles, and reactive techniques of supervising convicted burglars all contribute to the crime. The inclusion of the ideas and, often, the actual words of the burglars interviewed brings this material to life, but it is the content itself, with its analytical approach to reducing vulnerability, that makes the text invaluable for all those professionally or personally concerned with the problem.



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